GROINK! #1 PAGE EIGHT

Page eight had Blake's weird dream about a satanic android that tempted him with ultimate fame and fortune.

Could this have been the start of the Slaphog storyline?

and Ed's cartoon called 'Lonely Fred' along the bottom of the page ends in a sad depressing conclusion.

Hi Hi Hi, Aloha the pineal poodle, it is here!

GROINK! fishue#5 is now available for $2 US cash money
which you can send to the Dogslot, as we call our PMB (personal mail box)
and if you'd like to SUBSCRIBE to a years worth (4 fishues) send $5 US cash money to:

GROINK! magazine
PMB 456
4326 S.E. Woodstock Blvd.
Portland, OR 97206-6270

The other way to get a GROINK! is to do it the orificial 'zine way,
CONTRIBUTE something to be included in the next fishue.
This will make you a real human being, and a healthy Slurp besides
(that's a member of the church of pandementional slurpintudinalism, in good standing)

Just mail collages or collage ingredients, artwork, cartoons, comic strips or your own 'zine in trade, to the above Dogslot address. If you have a text contribution send it in an email so we can print it out to fit and be legible.

email: blake@slaphog.com

Stay tuned for more GROINK! related information!

Currently this site is merely an appendage of the print edition, otherwise what's the point of a hard copy? GROINK! is a tactile experience not suited to the web, not to mention the technical joy of using the postal system to exchange physical objects.

But in the future this page will contain extra links, reference materials, and followup articles to the print version of the zagamine.