Slaphog Quiz

Objective: answer 7 questions correctly.


1. How many years has the Geezer's Brain been in the vat?

20
200
2000
none

2. Who is the 'Leader of the Revolution'?

Juicy Mama
Ahmad Geddin
Hogsnard LeFumier
Lickety Splitz

3. Location of the 'Secret Hideout'.

Under the sea
The Geezer's Dungeon
Over the hills and far away
Up in the treetops

4. The Geezer has bred an army of clones of which character?

The Evil Geezer
Hogsnard
Juicy Mama
The Geezer's mother, Brainhilda

5. The 'Slaphog' is:

The name of Hogsnard's band
The Evil Geezer's mythical steed
What all the fascists turn into before escaping into the 5th dimension
all of the above

6. Juicy Mama's Talents include:

Tap Dancing
Yodling
Mistress of Disguise
all of the above

7. Who is the Cyborg in the band?

Ahmad
Snard
Juicy
Lickety

8. In the 'Choose-your-own-Slaphog adventure' what strange creatures defend the entrance to the Dungeon Complex?

Cute little elves
Thousands of robotic spiders
Clones of Juicy Mama as a little girl
Large eyeballs with tongues that fold into couches

9. Who thinks that cutting a deal with the Geezer is the best option?

Juicy
Ahmad
Snard
Lickety

10. What kind of body does the Geezer wish for?

A cybernetic body, so he can rip and kill rend
A cuddly pillow body, so he can puff and bounce and fluff
A helium balloon body, so he can float above the frey
A tight little femal athlete body, because it's been very lonely in that vat