i took a plane to portland entrusted into the care of an FBI agent

while my mommy went off to europe to unwind
i went home to granny and the everpresent cats
she was remodeling the house
so i lived in an apocalyptic wasteland of 1972 television
and nonfunctioning appliances
soon my mommy returned with a friend
he was a vietnam vet
and he was my new daddy
we moved to walt disney world in florida