Archive for January, 2010

Reading is an excellent past time

Oh Yes?

Oh Yes?

I have been spending much of my free time, such as it is, perusing an excellent library of arctic fiction provided for my education and amusement by my parents. As you may observe in the photograph above, I enjoy the hands-on approach to my reading, grabbing the polar bear by the nose, so to speak, and tugging the story right off of the pages.

In my reading I have found stories that make one cry, and stories that make one laugh. I much prefer the latter.

That was a good one!

That was a good one!

Here you can see me telling a rousing tale to my pet hedgehog, Spiny Norman, and then laughing heartily at his witty rejoinder. Such times we have. And then I find my toes, and all is lost for the next 15 minutes. And what toes are these?

What lovely toes!

What lovely toes!

It is so nice to be able to sit on ones own and enjoy a good book, toe, or hedgehog, is it not?

Solid Food and the Teeth to Sink into it.

I must report that I have finally pushed out several teeth, both upper and lower. This has been a project fraught with many difficulties, to wit: sleepless nights, fits of weeping, red cheeks, a desire to bite things, and a most embarrassing propensity to drool. But the result is most pleasing, as it now allows me to sink my new found pearly whites into another recent discovery: Solid Food!

Solid Food

Solid Food

I have been dining on fresh pheasant in pomegranate sauce, truffles al dente, pan-seared Alaskan eel cakes, and many exotic dishes from the Orient. At least that is what Mother and Father say it is, but the flavor and texture is not much different from the good old-fashions milk I have heretofore been consuming. There is a pleasing thickness to this new concoction, and it makes a wonderful pattern of sticky white slop running down my chin and onto my bib. One excellent way to enjoy this new supper, I have discovered, is to wait for the spoon to just begin to enter one’s mouth and then blow out as hard as you can. This results in a most delightful explosion of sloppy white goop that covers most surfaces within a few feet or so. I highly recommend it.

A hearty laugh makes the well-rounded gentleman

A gentleman should endeavor to cultivate a warm, hearty, and fulsome laugh that is pleasing to the ear, welcoming to the eye, and inviting to the onlooker giving them the irresistible desire to join in the merriment. A winning laugh should be both manly and childlike, filled with youthful abandon and yet fully under the control of its master. In many situations a good hearty laugh can do the work of a thousand witty and politic words, paving the way for friendships, alliances, and even matrimonial bonds. In short, it is a gentleman’s duty to bring forth this healthy outbursting of mirth as it is the duty of a fountain to bring forth the bubbling waters of the spring.

For your edification I have produced here a sampling of my own deep, hearty, and fully manful laugh. Listen and learn.

In order to develop this well formed laughter I employ the device of an amusing animal, in this case Maisy my dog, who does great frolic with an empty paper bag. What dolorous soul could not be soon amused by her frisky antics? And also, who is it who can resist the infection of my well-practiced laugh and thus begin the inescapable paroxysms of the hearty guffaw. I dare say that the answer is “none”.

I have finally met my Grandma Pat!

She was really here. . . or was it all just a dream?

Grandma Pat

Grandma Pat

We were playing one of my favorite games, which is called “take a picture of me while the person holding me blinks.” I play this game often.

Grandma Pat was visiting for the holidays and spent many an hour holding and carrying me around, which was most handy as I have yet to master the art of autonomous locomotion. She said something about coming back to visit in the Summer, which I assume is in a week or two?