Archive for September, 2010

Gifts from friends are the best!

Two of my best friends are Devina and Orion. Whenever we meet there is always lots of fun and games.

Devina, Orion, and I

Devina, Orion, and I

But the best thing of all is that Devina decided that I needed a hat. Not just any hat, but a fabulous hat that she made herself.

This is the hat!

This is the hat!

The hat arrived in the mail only days after she told me she was working on it. I immediately put it to good use. As you can see it is very handy when outside picking blackberries.

Dont you just love this hat!

Don't you just love this hat!

When I wear my new hat from Devina it reminds me of how much fun I have when she and her brother Orion play with me. I can’t wait until we get together again.

Why Can I Not Destroy?

I think it is common knowledge, is it not, that anything that I decide to do I must be allowed to follow through. Yes?

For example: Mother refused to allow me to finish destroying the television remote. It had long been my goal to vanquish this enemy of freedom, and I had finally succeeded in dashing it’s plastic brains out on the floor, when Mother took the pieces up and would not give them to me to crush and smash into oblivion.

The injustice of it!

The picture below captures my righteous indignation at this violation of my inalienable rights.

This is undeard of! Do you know who I am?

This is undeard of! Do you know who I am?

Now we have a new “Universal” remote, and I have not been allowed near it. Do not worry, friends, for it is only a matter of time before I get my paws on this new remote.

“Universal” ?? Will I be able to wreak havoc throughout the cosmos? Do we really need Mars?