Posts Tagged ‘ hat

For my Portfolio

As an up-and-coming high fashion model I have it on the highest authority that my first duty is to procure a portfolio of my work such that my agent can circulate my countenance amongst the purveyors of lucrative advertising campaigns. The first order of business in assembling my portfolio is to capture what is known as a “head shot”. Every model’s portfolio is built around this seminal piece. I give you:

Head Shot

Head Shot

Of course this will most certainly ensure my rise to the very top of the high fashion world, but in the unlikely event that it does not I am sure that it will be very useful in my budding career as a novelist. I think the back of the jacket cover is ready to go, don’t you?

Pumpkin Pumpkin

If there is one thing I love more than a pumpkin inspired hand-crafted hat, it is a giant pumpkin for me and my hat to pose with.

Me, my hat, my pumpkin

Me, my hat, my pumpkin

I have been working on this pose for some time. It is part smile, part knowing smirk, with a dash of rascal, and a jigger of slyness that says: “Hey ladies, you know you want to kiss these cheeks!” Look, as I’ve always said, if you’ve got it you might as well flaunt it. Am I right?

Flaunting it

Flaunting it

Come now, people, can we not all agree that now is the time for Halloween spirit? I have my pumpkins, my hats, and my spider and ghost jumpsuits. I am doing my part.

The Life of a Male Model

It has been difficult for me during this beginning of the fall fashion season, with my rugged good looks,  and my impish smile, I have been in high demand for glossy fashion photos (as seen below).

Male Model

Male Model

This particular item was the creation of Adrian Bizilia, a prominent East Coast designer. At the show I must admit that I had a bit of a trantrum over the accompanying hat that the designer insists goes with the ensemble. The fashion world is still buzzing about it, but the hat simply covered up too much of my beauty, which would deprive my public of the one thing I know that they truly need – which is more of me. I did, however, pose with the hat for the European edition of Vogue, as seen below.

Supermodel

Supermodel

As can be seen from the photograph above, the fast paced lifestyle of high fashion is taking its toll. I am seriously considering returning to my previous life as a cute baby. If only the paparazzi would leave me be!