Archive for February, 2010

Giant Baby Update

Stats for 6 month doctor visit:

Height: 27.5″ (2′ 3.5″) 84%

Weight: 21 lbs 4 oz 95%

Head: 17.52″ 70%

I am no longer above the 99%, except in the realm of cuteness.

Baby in a blanket

Baby in a blanket

Six Months Old and Ready to Drive

I had the pleasure of visiting my grandparents who live to the South. Nana Pam and Papa Henry were most accomodating, even putting up a large sign in my honor.

Sign of the times

Sign of the times

I opened my present and found that thing I covet most, a small box covered with buttons. It is called a “phone”, but it also looks like a television remote, which is the one thing I simply must have whenever I see it.

The best present of all, however, was the soft carpet of shiny green grass that tickled my toes as I strode across it in glee.

Barefoot in the grass

Barefoot in the grass

Now that I have grown to such a mature age I am wondering when I will be allowed to drive the car. I am getting so weary of always sitting in the back.

Self Propulsion

It is my firm commitment that I shall move my body forward under my own propulsive power and no longer rely on the kindness of others to carry me from one location to the next. In this endeavor I have embarked upon the journey that is called “crawling” and is on many lists that purport to describe what six month old babies are to be about. I have mastered the first phase of this “crawling” by lifting my hindmost quarters into the air, balancing my bulk on the four pillars of arms and legs outstretched. This much I can do.

Loaded and ready for bear

Loaded and ready for bear

It is at this stage of the process where things go amiss. I have a great deal of forward propulsion provided by my muscular thighs, which I count among my many valuable assets, and this propulsive force sends my body forward in all good haste. Unfortunately I cannot seem to time this rear-based forward motion with the actions of my forward appendages. It seems most strange to me that I am expected to lift either of my hands at this stage, as surely I will fall if I do so, but just as surely I will fall if I do not! This puzzle confounds me every time.

And hes down

And he's down

I will not give up on this seemingly hopeless project as I have so many plans for what shall be done once I am free of the shackles of my keepers. There are so many shiny, sharp, pointy, and delicate objects for me to grab, pull, squeeze, and put into my mouth! They beckon to me from every direction.

Even higher on my list of things to do once I am mobile will be to finally give the animals the attention they deserve. The dog and the cats are so fluffy and warm I feel that they are the most in need of some good squeezing, grabbing, pulling, and gnawing. I cannot wait to bring them the good news of my freedom, as I am sure they are as frustrated as I that I cannot now give them the hugs that they are needing.

The Curse of Cuteness

It is my own special burden that I am cursed with potent animal magnetism. Everywhere I go the ladies surround me and want to hug and kiss me. Try as I might it seems impossible for me to contain my raw primal energy that all about me find irresistable.

Who, me?

Who, me?

I do not know what is to be done. I shall have to persevere and soldier on as best I can. Cuteness in excess is a terrible curse!