Christmas has been very good to me
It is the festive occasions that truly bring out the best in all of us, when we rejoice in the good fellowship of our brethren the world over.
Also, I get a whole lot of stuff!
Stuff!
The boxes, bows, and wrapping paper are so wonderful to crinkle and put in my mouth that it is hard to understand why so many people want to complicate matters by putting objects inside of the wonderful packages. I have no time for your teethers and rattles! This paper will not chew itself.
Chew that paper!
And that, my friends, is the real “reason for the season”.