The Doctor is in.
The patient presents with acute cuteness and precocious adorableness. The specimen appears to be a healthy young male, human as far as can be told, and very much in the prime of life.
By God, Man! Is he not huggable!?
The Doctor will see you now.
Stats:
9 months old.
2′ 5.5″ (86%)
23 lb 5 oz (87%)
17.99 ” Head Circumference (62%)
(10^100)^(10^100) On the Finnegan Scale of Awesome (One Googleplex, as high as the scale currently measures).
Zoot Alores!
Dear Lord! I may have to dramatically tear these fake glasses from my head for emphasis!