Why Can I Not Destroy?
I think it is common knowledge, is it not, that anything that I decide to do I must be allowed to follow through. Yes?
For example: Mother refused to allow me to finish destroying the television remote. It had long been my goal to vanquish this enemy of freedom, and I had finally succeeded in dashing it’s plastic brains out on the floor, when Mother took the pieces up and would not give them to me to crush and smash into oblivion.
The injustice of it!
The picture below captures my righteous indignation at this violation of my inalienable rights.
This is undeard of! Do you know who I am?
Now we have a new “Universal” remote, and I have not been allowed near it. Do not worry, friends, for it is only a matter of time before I get my paws on this new remote.
“Universal” ?? Will I be able to wreak havoc throughout the cosmos? Do we really need Mars?