The Curse of Cuteness
It is my own special burden that I am cursed with potent animal magnetism. Everywhere I go the ladies surround me and want to hug and kiss me. Try as I might it seems impossible for me to contain my raw primal energy that all about me find irresistable.
Who, me?
I do not know what is to be done. I shall have to persevere and soldier on as best I can. Cuteness in excess is a terrible curse!