Fingers and Toes

I have made the most astonishing discovery: hands and feet have fingers and toes attached! As anyone who has ever made my acquaintance surely must know, I am an avid practitioner of the solid foot stomp and the slam fist. These are good wholesome activities that energize the hale and hearty soul. But as of late I have re-examined my hands and feet and found that they are comprised of smaller, more delicate appendages that can be used for more intricate forays into the realms of mischief.

Fingers, say hello to Toes

Fingers, say hello to Toes

Using these wonderful new weapons I find that grabbing, crumpling, tearing, and throwing have all become much more effective. When kicking with a foot it is also possible to grab on to the target and pull it closer for additional damage. And when the mayhem ceases, fingers and toes can spend some time together reminiscing about the swath of destruction left in their wake.

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