Little Big Man
It is good news all around after my first appointment with my own personal physician. According to modern medical science, I am a strapping young lad of 10 pounds and six ounce, and have reached the height of 23 inches. That means I have grown 11 ounces in weight and 2 inches in height since my birth, little more than two weeks previous. This certainly explains my constant desire to seek nourishment. Hats of to my patient mother for helping me in this endeavour.
Gnomes haunt my dreams
In other news: I entertained my Aunt Louella this last weekend, and it was a smashing success. If I do say so myself, I was much the most gracious host. Being the gentleman that I am I sat with my Aunt and held forth on many of the most important issues of the day. Uncle Johnny sat and admired my command of the relevant facts, and all were impressed with my erudite and eloquent expositions.