Posts Tagged ‘ gifts

Merry Christmas to all my fans.

I wish to thank all of the people who have made this blog so much fun for me to create. At only three and a half months I, and this blog, are at an age where it is appropriate to look back and take stock of all that has been. Having done so, and after many deep moments of meditation, I have come to the conclusion that Christmas trees are shiny, and I would like to put them in my mouth.

A Finn in a Xmas Tree

A Finn in a Xmas Tree

This conclusion is inescapable, given all that I now know. Also, wrapping paper is crinkly, but stops being so after sufficient moistening with the mouth. These are the most important lessons to be learned from this season of shiny, crinkly, sparkling joy.  I have been told that gift giving is also important for the season, but I have been getting gifts all of my life, so I fail to see any difference in that. Excuse me, I have a tree to bite on, if only Mother or Father would hold me close enough!